About EggSplatter.com

EggSplatter.com was borne from those who had something to say to nobody just so they could rest their weary heads without being stuck laying there with 'stuff' doing circle-work in their brain. Oddly, it seems that other people are interested this 'stuff' too and so EggSplatter.com came into being.

We hope you find the content to be:

• interesting,
• enjoyable.
• challenging,
• confrontational.
• tear-jerking,
• laughable,
• etc, etc

Peruse the site at your discretion but before you jump in there are a few things that you should be aware of. These are detailed below:

Try it Yourself - a Recipe for Success

Yes, try it yourself one day when no one else is home. You will need:

• 3 (three) raw eggs - rotten one's are bad for the record
• 1 (one) easily moved chair
• 1 (one) cup, glass, bottle, etc of your favourite beverage

Take all the ingredients out to your backyard and strategically place the chair facing a bare house wall. Place the chair two to three meters from the wall, positioned so that when sitting you are observing the wall. If you have not already done so, pour, prepare, uncap, remove the top from your beverage of choice. Place the beverage on the chair.

Standing behind the chair throw the eggs, one at a time, in quick succession, against the wall. Aim for approximately head height as if throwing them at the face of someone who causes you stress. Then, promptly pick up your drink, take a seat and consume your beverage whilst watching the raw egg make its way down the wall.

Once the majority of the eggs have made it to ground level, you have completed your beverage and/or you have become bored, hose down the wall to remove any remnants. Then, return here to comment on your experience.

If you are a vegan, try the same thing with a vegetable and rice noodle broth thrown with a 20 cent bowl from the local opportunity shop.

Motivation

Once you have completed this exercise you will have a deeper understanding of the motivation behind the posts as they are written here. They are like those consumables that you just watched sliding down your wall. They may have been able to illicit a range of emotions in the process and in the end you can just walk away as if it never happened. The only difference being that the blog posts themselves are here to stay because washing down consists of your comments.

Nine times out of ten, our authors add content to our web site during peak times of stress (hence the need for the ongoing supply of drinks). This is their chance to throw any event going on in their life against a wall like egg splatter, to watch them slide down, make a mess and laugh at so that I can then sleep at night. Really, it is as simple as that.

Face Value

When reading content from this web site you should perhaps understand that not everything is always as it seems. What you see is merely a snapshot of each person's life. In some instances, it is purely about an interest or passion of the author. It may be something that has captured and retained their attention - from media, politics, through to random YouTube clips - nothing is off limits.

However, much of the content will be thematic to the daily goings on of the author. When they write on these themes, it is important that you understand, that often and for any number of reasons, it may be inappropriate to talk about a direct or immediate situation. Keep this in mind when you start seeking out context to the content - sometimes this are written to the theme not the experience. The experiences that may be shared can be historical to better illustrate the point of the theme without elaborating on what is happening in the present moment.

Application

No responsibility for any actions taken by others in relation to the content of this web site. You are looking in the wrong place if you are looking for advice. Instead, you should seek out a registered or licensed professional in the form of a counsellor, psychologist, coach, accountant, lawyer or like professional.

Questions?

If at any time you have questions about EggSplatter.com you are always welcome to make contact via comments or the contact form. We are more than happy to answer them and if you are a registered member then we would be happy to respond to you personally. Most of us are not known for biting people's heads off and serving them for dinner. (That said, there are moments where I have wondered if someone was knawing on my tail). Our official position is that we would rather you asked a question, be it stupid or naive, than have you walk away to draw your own conclusion which will quite possibly be wrong.

No Information Sold or Rented

Owners of the EggSplatter.com domain, the Looking Deeper Trust, do not sell or rent any personally information disclosed in the registration process (your email address for example).

Site License Conditions

For your reference, this site is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.5 Australia License and it is important that you understand your rights and responsibilities in relation to works made available to you through this web site.

Yours faithfully,
the Web Monkey